My Fuck You Post

Posted by Ann on January 9th, 2009

So this blog fell by the wayside -yet again.

And it recently dawned on me as to why.

Despite my feel goody bullshit about keeping this blog for myself, I increasingly found that I was writing for an audience, albeit a very small audience. Since the considerations of other people was in the back of my mind, my writing gets shittier (than usual) in an attempt to make my posts seem interesting. So it just ends up falling flat on its face and the whole thing just starts feeling like a chore.

So this is my “Fuck You” post to writing for other people.

This is my blog, I’ll be writing for me.

kthnxbye

Your Blog is Teh CraP

Posted by Ann on October 7th, 2008

“Your blog is teh crap. Why aren’t you pimpin it out?”

A very good friend just asked me that. And I’m going to have to agree with him, that asshole. But I say that with utmost admiration. Surely.

I realize that the site looks like crap. I honestly have never really used wordpress until now, so throw me a bone here. I also post maybe once in a blue moon that turn out to be seemingly unimportant ramblings, but in truth, I currently have 16 different drafts that I plan on posting (one of these days), but I can’t seem to sit myself down long enough to finish it.

Not that I really give a shit that I have readers.

This blog was originally created to just write about random shit that interest me. I have no intention of optimizing or using it as a vehicle to make money in any way, shape, or form. I toyed with the idea, but in the end, I’ve got plenty of other blogs and AM projects up the wazoo, thank you very much.

The Cleverbytch is my “personal” blog. It’s my special place. Its like my bedroom. Just for me. And my cat. If I only had one. I’d name it Pinky. But that aside. I’m NOT going to write about AM here. In fact, none of my AM colleagues even know of this blog’s existence. None of my family know either for that matter.

Just you, Jon, you asshole. And a bunch of random people that tried to Google up “Sarah Palin Cunt” who wrote some stupid comments and linked to stupid Palin images that I ended up deleting.

The point of this entry? That I really don’t give a shit who goes on it and what people think about it. As far as I’m concerned, it’s sole purpose is to make me happy, not you.

Yeah, you. Jon. Asshole.

The New Girl at Work

Posted by Ann on July 20th, 2008

You’re probably wondering “what happened, Ann?”

And  I suppose I owe you, the whole two of you -that probably randomly stumbled on to my site -an explanation of what has been going on with my blog, or rather, why nothing is going on with my blog.

I mean I had great hopes for this blog; debating current news, gossiping about people, and just to complain about nothing important in general.

So what happened?

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It Begins… Again!

Posted by Ann on May 17th, 2008

This blog was created for a variety of reasons..

Aside from the more obvious intentions of wanting to improve my writing (I am teh sux0rz at writing) and wanting to learn more about Wordpress as a CMS.

I had a blog once upon a time. The blog started out as one of those generic social networking accounts I signed up for just because my friends had accounts there. At the time, it was just a tool for me to share the monotony and mundane complaints of my life. But eventually, it developed into an outlet for me to psychoanalyze people, tell stories, debate about politics, rage about injustices, make fun of people, discuss about various forms of entertainment, shamelessly self promote myself and my activities, or just to simply complain about the deplorable state of the world and its occupants.

I want something like that again.

So here I am. I am bringing the glory that is the bytch back and in full force! In fact, I will be pulling the good stuff from ye olde xanga blog as fillers for the first few entries here for starters as I try to get my head back into the blogging frame of thinking.

So yeah. My reign terror begins!.. again!