“Your blog is teh crap. Why aren’t you pimpin it out?”

A very good friend just asked me that. And I’m going to have to agree with him, that asshole. But I say that with utmost admiration. Surely.

I realize that the site looks like crap. I honestly have never really used wordpress until now, so throw me a bone here. I also post maybe once in a blue moon that turn out to be seemingly unimportant ramblings, but in truth, I currently have 16 different drafts that I plan on posting (one of these days), but I can’t seem to sit myself down long enough to finish it.

Not that I really give a shit that I have readers.

This blog was originally created to just write about random shit that interest me. I have no intention of optimizing or using it as a vehicle to make money in any way, shape, or form. I toyed with the idea, but in the end, I’ve got plenty of other blogs and AM projects up the wazoo, thank you very much.

The Cleverbytch is my “personal” blog. It’s my special place. Its like my bedroom. Just for me. And my cat. If I only had one. I’d name it Pinky. But that aside. I’m NOT going to write about AM here. In fact, none of my AM colleagues even know of this blog’s existence. None of my family know either for that matter.

Just you, Jon, you asshole. And a bunch of random people that tried to Google up “Sarah Palin Cunt” who wrote some stupid comments and linked to stupid Palin images that I ended up deleting.

The point of this entry? That I really don’t give a shit who goes on it and what people think about it. As far as I’m concerned, it’s sole purpose is to make me happy, not you.

Yeah, you. Jon. Asshole.

Old Xanga.com Post 5/6/02:

I compiled a list of things that creep me out:

1. Mariah Carey’s boobs. no i am not jealous of it. I don’t know if they are real or fake and I don’t care. All I know is that its way to far apart to be normal. It’s almost alien-like….
2. Hospitals. Its too clean, way too clean.
3. Confined spaces with no windows. I would get paranoid.
4. Really pale people with dark circles under their eyes. they look like zombies. Nuff’ said.

My thoughts on this post Today:

1. Mariah Carey’s boobs don’t creep me out as much anymore. Partially because I haven’t been too caught up with the here and now of MTV or HipHip music in general, and partially because I think her star has fallen and just isn’t as popular anymore with less appearances on TV and no one seems to care about her anymore.
2. Hospitals still do creep me out, not because they’re too clean, but more so the chemically smell associated with hospitals.
3. I’m okay with confined spaces with no windows now -so long as I’m not stuck in said confined spaces with no windows with someone who smells or is just plain annoying.
4. Really pale people with dark circles under their eyes still really creep me out. It’s just me going against the majority of Asian cultures that consider lighter skin tones as more “beautiful” or “pure.” Bullocks. I think really pale people just look unhealthy, and unhealthy is unattractive to me.

Additional things that creep me out:

1. Bugs. Yes. Bugs.
2. Decrepit old white men. Think John McCain, and you’ll know what I mean.
3. Religious people. I mostly feel bad but sometimes, their zeal and the “crazy person” glint in their eyes scare the shit out of me.